BRITNEY GAZETTE

I think the biggest (and saddest) story since yesterday's installment is the fact that Britney has temporarily lost custody of her kids. This decision comes after Britney's ex-bodygyard gave "shocking" testimony that she does drugs and gets naked and stuff. Duhhh! Kevin gets the kids for now and is well on his way to being a rich father of the year. Man's lib, bro!

TRACY MORGAN HATES JIMMY FALLON

Yes, it's years too late, but Tracy Morgan's announcement of hating Jimmy Fallon still hits the spot. Ahhh. Tracy used to hate the way Jimmy's "giggle" routine would ruin sketches on SNL and there were threats made from Tracy to Jimmy which basically got Jimmy to not pull any shit during their sketches together. Good going, Trace! You're my hero...again!

A NEW LOW

The Ryan Seacrest-hosted Emmy's was the lowest rated broadcast in years. I'd say more, but I didn't watch!

MILO AND HAYDEN PART 2

The New York Daily News continues in the parade of confirming the romance between Hayden and Milo, with their blind item: “Which older half of a hot new Hollywood couple comes with the reputation of having hit his celebrity former girlfriend?” As "Girlmore Girls" fans may tell you, Milo has the rep of beating his ex-girlfriend Alexis Bledel.

OJ UNCENSORED

If you wanna hear OJ Simpson explode on those guys he robbed UNCENSORED, then click here.

MUFASA LOUISE PARKER?

Mary Louise Parker has adopted an African baby. Not very trendy (time to move onto adopting Indian babies, celebrities!), but adoption is always very cool.


Ehhh that's it, ladies. Not too much poppin off in the world of gossip right now. Talk to yall tomorrow!