So what's going on in the world of Celebrity gossip today? Well, of course there's a slew of Britney news. Of course. We'll be talking about her until the day she dies! Next year!

BRITNEY REPORT!

So first off, Britney's lawyer, Laura Wasser, has just quit, leaving her  now with next to no staff. Oh, and her custody hearing begins today...so say goodbye to your little friends...aka your kids.

On the flipside, Kevin Federline was photographed hanging out with his kids over the weekend. Again, good timing...this dude is definitely the undisputed king of the 180. Another interesting detail that emerged is that Kevin watched Britney's performance on the VMAs with the boys but turned the TV off rather quickly when Sarah Silverman started making fun of them (she called them Britney's best "mistakes" for those who missed it).

Oh, and crazy gossip blog/photography agency X-17 online is reporting that Britney hired a hit-man to kill Kevin. We'll take this info with a grain of salt, but it's certainly within the realm of possibility for a deranged lunatic who attacked a car with an umbrella.

HAYDEN AND MILO--SAVED BY THE BELL

Anyone else think the timing of Hayden Panettiere and Stephen Colletti's breakup coincided a bit too closely with her 18th birthday? Well TMZ is reporting Hayden and her co-star Milo Ventimiglia were rather cozy after the Emmy's. I think, and I might be wrong here, that Hayden and Stephen's relationship was a front for her real relationship with her much older co-star Milo. A friend of mine saw the two of them at a club before Hayden's 18th birthday and told me back then it seemed like Stephen and her's relationship could be a cover. Who knows! 

TIMBERLAKE SLAPS SOMEONE

He hits like a girl! I thought I was watching Jessica Simpson for a second. What a fag.

 

 

 

50 CENT CANCELS HIS EUROPEAN TOUR

Hot the heels of not beating Kanye in sales, 50 Cent has cancelled his European tour. That sucks...50 did make a worse album, but having met and hung out with the guy on several occasions, I can say he's an honestly nice guy and it sucks that he's going through this hard time. Now he'll have to retreat to his huge mansion and cry on top of a bed of money. Poor guy.

OJ ROBBERY CAUGHT ON TAPE

TMZ has audio of OJ robbing dudes for some sports memorabilia. I think he just got confused and thought the guys he was robbing were the real killers for a second. Poor OJ (pske! Fuck OJ).

Check out the audio.

Ok, bitches, that's all I've got for now! Check in with me tomorrow...email tips, phone numbers and shots of your boobs to lukas@doubleviking.com